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Dos and Don'ts of a relationship if you are a girl in one with a Male Chauvinistic Pig (MCP)

As is said love is beautiful and all that jazz...being a girl in a relationship is not easy afterall. there are so many rules to it and mind it they are specially and always for the girl. Apparently there are no dos ...for a girl there are only 'donts' that's all there is to it

1. don't have a point of view, your guy (MCP) will not like it

2. don't have a past, he might not be able to digest it

3. don't say you love him, he might find it fake just becoz you dint sound a certain way

4. don't have an individuality .he might find yours is clashing with his.

5.don't speak your mind...he'll be upset that you have one

6. don't expect him to understand you......you'll be tagged as demanding

7. don't expect him to explain very important issues....he has other things to do in life

8. don't try to understand what he's trying to say...just take it as an order and comply

9. never question him....he's always right and if you do he'll think you don't trust his decisions

10. don't say anything before thinking it over atleast a thousand times....it would actually help if you dont say anything at all

So girl if you're actually in a relationship such as this, you might as well shoot yourself in the leg. Kick some ass and always know the sky will still be blue and bright in the morning. If you don't have the balls to do so, hang on to the guy (MCP)...by his.